So much for telling his supporters about the Veepstakes winner first. That story posted while this was still on Obama’s site:
So much for telling his supporters about the Veepstakes winner first. That story posted while this was still on Obama’s site:
Have you seen the ad where a guy with tiger stripe tattoos attempts to get a tattoo shop to take them off, and they tell him it’s impossible, just like they told him before? The guy objects saying, “well, now I’m on my digital phone, so…the call should go better.” He expects swapping out one technology will make everything behave differently than it did previously.
Something similar happened back in the days of the Dot Com boom–and subsequent bust. People imagined that a flawed business model + The Internet would mean the laws of economics could be reversed. It didn’t matter if you had a company providing a service no one was willing to pay for. This was on the Internet, dammit! Hell, a centralized pet food delivery service + The Internet = a good idea! Well, we all know how that turned out.
I suspect, based on a former colleague’s report of a Thailand conference of “social entrepreneurs”, that we’ve achieved Pets.org, or in this case, toilets.org.
As targeted by the Millenium Development Goals, over two billion people suffer disease, water pollution, and economic woes because of inadequate sanitation. And promising solutions in some cultures and economies are inhibited from scaling larger because producing appropriate toilets takes time. Especially if we’re talking millions and millions of locally appropriate toilets!
But this group of entrepreneurs gathered in Thailand this week, sponsored by Ashoka, has a new idea: Start producing the toilet components centrally at a huge scale rather than in scattered places around the world. Then use the web to give local groups in any country access to this single global source, through a single portal or marketplace. The massive global demand channeled through a single web marketplace will justify entrepreneurial investment in the huge volume, high quality, low cost supply side to begin with.
Pets.com, the above-mentioned poster puppet for Dot Com failure, was trying to solve the wrong problem. It assumed that the problem with pet food was that it was too hard to get, so aggregating demand would allow personalized delivery. It turns out there was a perfectly good existing model for delivering dog food. You ship them in a truck to the local grocery store, and people buy them along with their own food. The problem wasn’t on the demand side. As it turns out, there wasn’t really a problem until production was outsourced to countries with insufficient quality control to eke out a few percentage points more efficiency.
So, let’s consider the problem of toilets. The first question I ask when given a new proposal is, “if this works, will it really solve anything?” There’s a reason to doubt that. Water-borne diseases arise from inadequate clean water supplies, and toilets don’t directly address this problem. Segway inventor Dean Kamen, whose entrepreneurship is of the plain vanilla variety, unmodified by the adjective “social”, does have an innovation that directly addresses this problem.
Now I’m not a water quality expert, and certainly one thing that affects water quality is keeping sewage out of it, and one component of that is to make sure that human waste goes into the sewage system in the first place, so we’ll grant that toilet availability could address one part of the problem. Though as a veteran of the concrete hole-in-the-floor style toilet in Russia, a country not known for water-borne diseases at the time, I’m not sure it’s the largest factor in disease prevention.
Another question I ask is, “Is this going to create another, even bigger problem if implemented as specified?” As anyone who tried to get an old-style, flushes-for-sure toilet in recent years in this country knows, the amount of water used to flush toilets is considered a problem. With experts warning of a growing fresh water shortage and developing world water systems already not as robust as their developed counterparts, I wonder if first increasing toilet ownership won’t cause supply issues that outstrip the problems toilets solve.
So, let’s look at the proposal itself.
Remember, the problem is that “producing [locally] appropriate toilets takes time.” OK. So we have local variations on the toilet. So each culture will demand its own toilet design. That means there is a limited opportunity for standardization. When Henry Ford made the automobile affordable, he did it by standardizing the designs so they could be mass produced on an assembly line, what economists call taking advantage of economies of scale. And as far back as Adam Smith, economists have realized that by doing the same thing over and over in bigger batches, you can produce things more cheaply, be they Smith’s infamous pin factory, Henry Ford’s Model A, or the Standard company’s, well, toilets.
Yet the solution is to “start producing the toilet components centrally at a huge scale rather than in scattered places around the world.” But these toilets aren’t standard, at least not above the cultural level. So where do the economies of scale come from? There are potentially some savings in sharing common supplies (the base components for ceramic or plastics), but again, these savings are limited if there is no standardization.
If the idea is that multiple factories create redundancy, and by eliminating wasteful competition we’ll create savings, then I have to say, that idea has been tried. It was not as successful as initially hoped.
Additionally, by placing the point of production further from the point of consumption, you’re going to increase shipping costs. Now, modern shipping is very efficient from factory to customer port. Where many developing countries have problems, however, are horrific import tariffs, out and out bribery and corruption, theft, and a bad infrastructure once the goods leave the port. All of these serve to make (in some cases, by design) foreign goods vastly more expensive than domestic products. If you’re living on a few dollars a day, a foreign toilet may be simply out of reach.
This all assumes that production goes off without a hitch. But if you centralize production to one facility, you also create a single point of failure. As I indirectly referred to above, the Soviet system was noted for shortages, while basic goods are rarely in shortage in capitalist economies. The price mechanism has something to do with it, but the “wasteful competition” also creates redundancy so a work stoppage, natural disaster, or supply problem in one factory doesn’t mean production of that good completely stops. But in this case many more eggs would be in one, er, toilet bowl.
So what’s the magic incantation in this proposal? “The massive global demand channeled through a single web marketplace will justify entrepreneurial investment in the huge volume, high quality, low cost supply side to begin with.” Someone hasn’t been following the story of the One Laptop Per Child (OLPC) project very closely. It turns out, access to computing power is not the primary stumbling block or most pressing need in developing countries. First, they need reliable infrastructure, including, well, clean water supplies. The OLPC has been tough to even give away.
I’m not sure people in developing countries sit around thinking, “You know, buying a toilet is so time consuming, taking away from my busy day of walking several miles for buckets of clean water. If only there were some kind of web site I could log onto, order the toilet, and then be on my way to the next town for my turn at the water pump.”
Disintermediation was a neologism bandied about during the Dot Com boom. The idea was, you could cut out the middle man–the distributor, the guy who used to aggregate demand for certain items–and cut the cost of an item. But no one in this exercise has suggested middlemen are the problem–at least, not the kind of middlemen you can disintermediate via a website. Governments, as always, want their cut, and corrupt governments want even more. And they don’t even aggregate demand!
But as Pets.com proved, even in low-tarrif, low-corruption countries, aggregating demand through a web site only achieves disintermediation savings if distributors cost more than individualized shipping. So unless Lenny at DogFoodRUs adds on more than $10 per bag of dog food, shipping direct to your door isn’t going to be a savings.
Aggregating demand, by itself, is only important if that demand is too diffuse for a distributor to be in business. Dog food demand is ubiquitous. Demands for, say Swedish progressive rock is just a little more spread out. There are professional Swedish progressive rock bands now because the Internet has given them a market for CDs and a vehicle to distribute samples to people who might come a great distance to see them play at a festival in the US.
But toilets–well, as the Japanese say, everyone poops. Demand for it isn’t scattered among a few nerdy white guys. It’s even more ubiquitous than dog food. So a website really is a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.
So, what are we left with? We’re left with an idea that may or may not address the problem it purports to solve, that may create problems as bad or worse than the problem it purports to solve, that ignores basic microeconomics, and that even gets its web strategy wrong.
I’m all for innovative solution to developing country problems, but I think this one has a potential to rival Pets.com in the world of misapplied technology.
Unfortunately, not me, a different Sandy Smith who’s a producer in Britain.
And the people horrified were British pensioners who went on cheap holiday to Mexico. Part of the savings was agreeing to be put in a hotel once you arrive and they determine who had room. Trouble was, a few of them, without foreknowledge, got sent to, well, a swingers’ hotel.
IN SEX-PARTY HELL
– Couples romp in pool – Boozy oral sex games -Swingers play in nude
BRITISH tourists looking for a peaceful fortnight in the sun found themselves trapped in a sleazy resort surrounded by sex-crazed swingers.
Side note: I have a soft spot for tabloids in the British style. That’s perhaps why I don’t get as upset over Fox News as some. Sure it’s right wing, but in the end it’s about the Shock and Horror of the day, and they’ll be just as happy if Obama wins so they can be Shocked and Horrified some more without any of that apologizing and covering up they’ve been doing for the past eight years.
So, on with the show:
Marlene Black, 65, a retired chef from Hull, who was with her daughter Kym Maxwell, said: “I saw two men with a board saying ‘I am a big loser’. A second later I realised they were both starkers.
“Women were by the pool doing things with bananas and the men had their blow-up dolls.
“It was filthy and depraved. I have never seen people as obsessed with sex.”
Marly, baby, don’t front. You were a chef. I’ve read Kitchen Confidential. You’re not fooling anyone. You’re also 65, which makes you a Baby Boomer. It worked the same way over there, like, wow, free love.
What did the chef see?
SORDID: Man licks woman’s breasts as onlookers ogle the ‘Tequilla game’
Shocking. SHOCKING. I am UPSET. I do not have nearly the BMI to be any part of this. And, you know, the committed partner. But even if she were more open-minded, there would be a lot of physical training, and I have a chronic laziness condition.
So where did my Google vanity search get the link? Here:
SHOCKING: Banana game gets more depraved
Watchdog editor Sandy Smith said: “We decided to go out ourselves because we wanted to be sure the couples who complained to us weren’t just a bit prudish.
“But our team was shocked by what they saw and were able to film and they’re young and broadminded.
Yeah, Sandy, I’m sure. Good journalism, that. Dedication despite the hardship of the story. Also, you’re probably as pasty and blobby as I am, right? Let’s be honest here, that’s why you didn’t join in on those reindeer games…though I’d love to see your expense reports.
“We’re glad the firm has offered compensation after Watchdog got involved and said it won’t put ‘allocation on arrival’ guests in the Blue Bay Getaway again.”
Ah, a happy ending…if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Have we not seen how well Michael Phelps did in the shotput and pole vault because he only got bronzes?
I’m sure glad we saved on carbon emissions by only sending one person to the games, plus apparently a coterie of over-the-hill and overweight gymnasts.
I think some people think this is an accurate representation of me, late at night:
There are real issues to get upset at Apple about, though I think Steve’s health issue is at this point merely annoying than important–and I say that as a shareholder. I also bought an iPhone, much to the chagrin of Stallman’s FSF, failing to be swayed by the news that their preferred open source license isn’t compatible with the distribution model for third party apps that Apple chose. I’ll just have to miss out on GNU Breakout (delivered as an emacs plugin).
Being an Apple user can be an exercise in frustration, especially when the company acts against their avowed values and PR image. At the end of the day, they’re a company built by humans, with some human, but still irritating and sometimes maddening flaws.
Currently arousing my ire is that the iPhone SDK is still under NDA. The rumor is that it’s because things are not as stable as they want, so they’re waiting for the next release so people don’t badmouth it. Criminy. Isn’t Microsoft supposed to be the one that says “Hey, it’s 1.0 (or 2.0 or 2008 Xtreme Edition), so you’re basically our beta testers.” Apple always made its APIs public, and to do so when the product is allegedly out of beta basically says, “We don’t really care if your apps get all that much better, it’s just a marketing line item for us, not a serious reason to use the iPhone.”
Another one that ironically got fixed tonight was Apple’s failure to deliver a patch to BIND in coordination with everybody else, and I mean everybody. Even Microsoft played ball. Maybe Apple has done magic things to BIND on OS X, but I suspect it’s pretty much BSD BIND with a different compile. Either way, there are no excuses for being almost TWO WEEKS BEHIND Edit: THREE WEEKS LATE (that’s just sad) in patching the vulnerability. Even if it’s primarily important for OS X Server, at some point Apple’s lack of Enterprise penetration will limit its growth: people often go with what they use at work. I say that both as someone interested in the health of the platform (mainly so Microsoft finally has a viable competitor) and as a shareholder.
Steve, your bowels are your business, so long as it isn’t life threatening. I’ll give you a pass on that one. But can we ease up on the cult of secrecy with developers of released products and live up to industry standards on patching security issues? Yeah, Macs are still more secure by default than Windows PCs, but that doesn’t mean invulnerable and it doesn’t mean it will always be so.
Leave the computer science to the computer sciences and get on with the product strategy and design.