I’m totally stealing your car.
ZOMG. I can’t fraking believe that there will be no new Battlestar Galactica until 2008. I mean, sure, wait until November or something, but January or later? Is there some sort of nasty contract dispute?
Seriously, worse than Poles? Or just not able to hold their liquor?
…but that ain’t stoppin’ me:
Attorney bitten by shark. (May soon disappear behind a paywall.)
Tsk, tsk. Whatever happened to professional courtesy?
Note: joke also works with poisonous snakes and vultures.