Sure, I’m sarcastic. But even I have trouble achieving the Snark Per Paragraph ratio of the Sploid post entitled “Clinton Bows to Father Bush“:

The Bush-Clinton dynasty laughed in the face of “Democrats” and “Republicans” again this weekend when ex-president Bill Clinton bowed before ex-president George H.W. Bush at a ceremony in New Orleans — where so many died because of Washington’s criminal “ineptitude.”

“Life’s like that,” Clinton told the graduates at Tulane University.

Later, a television lesbian invited the students to laugh at their problems.