XBox? Try Solitaire for Violence!

As this article suggests, instead of maligning the XBox with motives for killing, try Solitaire, the game that Microsoft puts on every computer that runs its operating system!

Of course, the headlines are about the Olympics, and the XBox killings should have been the Vacation Property killings, but that’s modern journalism for you.

I’d also like to point out that this proves that the rest of the world is every bit as fucked up as my own sweet country, so there.