Dave Weigel of Reason Magazine may have been stuck with the job of political reporting, alienating some readers used to horserace-free think pieces, but damn if he hasn’t taken it and made it his bitch. Here’s Dave on the Oregon primary results:

UPDATE 11:07: Everyone except CNN calls Oregon for Obama. Bill Kristol informs Fox viewers that Oregonians are all “drinking lattes and sipping granola.” I’m confused as to how this is a greater character flaw than the Kentuckyian trend of “strongly disliking black people.”