This time, let’s make it really creepy. Let’s worry about sexual harassment–from preschoolers.

Damarcus Blackwell’s four-year-old son was lining-up to get on the bus after school last month, when he was accused of rubbing his face in the chest of a female employee.

The prinicipal of La Vega Primary School sent a letter to the Blackwells that said the pre-kindergartener demonstrated “inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harassment.”

Yeah. Here’s the thing. Even if someone had been sexually abusing or showing that 4-year-old sexual content, he wouldn’t know what the behavior meant. Note the interesting language: “interpreted as sexual contact”.

Wow, who would believe these liberals, huh? Actually, this was in the Reddest area of a Red state, near Waco, Texas.

The father has requested the incident be expunged from his son’s record. The “sexual” references were deleted, but the “incident” remains.

So ladies, beware these 4-year-old predators, ready to force themselves on you. Gosh, I hope none of the preschoolers I meet are gay, or I’ll be next. Eeeeek!