George Allen, despite trying to use gay-bashing to boost his electoral chances, has proved too racist even for many who believe that Adam and Steve tying the knot will cause them to leave their wives for those hot, hot Congressional pages. Now that Allen has managed to legalize wife-beating in Virginia in the interests of protecting his job, will he take it out on his wife, Susan, if the recount doesn’t go his way? He can always challenge the constitutionality of any domestic violence law if it includes references to people “living as married” as happened in Ohio.

George, don’t beat Susan or your kids, even though you’re objectively pro-wife-beating.