Chuck Schumer is a Moron, a Dispassionate Analysis by Sandy Smith

So the price of oil hits its highest (non-inflation-corrected) price ever, China’s demand continues to grow, there’s almost no spare production capacity, seasonal demand for refined gasoline is rising, EPA-mandated transition from winter to summer formulations are occurring, and refineries haven’t yet recovered fully from Katrina and various environmentally-based roadblocks to increasing production and capacity.

So Senator Charles “Chucky Gets Lucky” Schumer calls for a price-fixing investigation into whether refineries are deliberately holding back to cause gasoline to rise a few percent. I mean, if you ignore all the legitimate reasons, there must be a conspiracy to raise gas prices.

You know, if you’re a moron.

Therefore, he is a moron.


An Open Cynical Response to Jason’s Call for Tax Simplification

Jason lobs a volley across the bow of the good ship Progressive:

[W]hy should it be a progressive cause to simplify the tax code? Because every dollar that is spent on help deciphering the tax code is, in effect, payment of a hidden tax. Call it the Complexity Tax — and it falls heaviest on those at the bottom of the income scale, since they can least afford to shell out $50 on a copy of TurboTax.

He spares time for a few pot shots at “conservatives”–or rather a small, tiny, disenfranchised subset of conservatives and we proud, happy few libertarians who keep the torch of economic liberty from being completely snuffed out in the current bullshitstorm–because if progressives aren’t careful, these “bozos” will get there first and have their filthy way with Lady Liberty:

Conservatives have already sussed this [frustration with the current tax system] out, and are pushing alternatives like the “flat tax” and the so-called “FairTax” — both of which lighten the burden on the rich and increase the burden on the poor. In doing so, they’re following the time-honored GOP tradition of bait and switch, using people’s frustration with the complex tax code to try and convince them to accept a regressive system that would fall hardest on those who can least afford it.

He then closes with a cris de coeur for progressives to repent, lest they lose, well, progressivity:

It’s possible to envision a tax system that is both simple and progressive, with taxpayers falling into a few broad tax brackets based on their gross income, and with many, many fewer deductions. It can be done. But will we do it? Do progressives have it in them to stand up for the little guy?

My friend Oscar takes him to task for his comments on flat taxen:

Isn’t having separate tax brackets what got us into this overly complicated tax mess? And New Zealand has found that having a complicated tax code doesn’t really gain them more “Fairness”. I’m sure you’ve already seen this but it’s worth a read:

Pa! Pshaw! Fiddlesticks! Quoth Jason:

No. Having a zillion deductions is what got us into this mess. Determining whether or not you qualify for deductions is where you get into the weeds — gotta have rules for each and every one of them. (Not to mention that industries and interests love to get deductions written in to benefit themselves.)

And now what started as a comment (the above repeated here for Ginger, who doesn’t like to follow links) has become a post unto itself:

And why do we have a zillion deductions?

To quote Steven Landsburg:

Most of economics can be summarized in four words: ‘People respond to incentives.’ The rest is just commentary.

I’m still puzzled why, especially after seeing research such as that in the piece Oscar linked to, progressives insist on calling flat taxes “regressive”. They are neither progressive nor regressive–they are flat. Social security taxes, to which progressives cleave as to life itself, are regressive. VAT and sales taxes are regressive, because poorer people spend more of their income–yet many progressives find those more palatable (though some because they are under the fiction that corporations pay for VAT taxes, not consumers–corporations and businesses never, ever pay taxes. They just collect them from the consumer in higher prices and pass them along to the government, minus a management fee.)

Actually, all income-based flat taxes are progressive. The usual straw man of a flat tax is a family of 12 making $10,000 a year will pay $2000 in a 25% flat tax scheme. But every income-based flat tax provides a basic exemption, generally up to the poverty level. So if the poverty level is, say $18,000 a year, and a family of 4 lives off $20,000 a year, they will pay not $5,000 but $500 in tax at a 25% flat tax rate.

In other words, the total income tax on them is actually 2.5%.

Now let’s say you’re COO of a hip technology company, and you make $150,000* a year and are taxed at that scheme. You’ll pay $33,000 in taxes…an effective rate of 22%.

Now that I’ve demolished the “flat taxes aren’t progressive” argument, let me tell you why neither conservatives nor progressives — not even a libertarian government — will give you tax simplification of any stripe.


Right now, Jason and I pay a lot more in taxes than, say Oscar–at least on overall household income. That’s because Oscar is married and we’re not. Sure, he pays more on his individual salary, but that’s because his wife the rocket surgeon has a salary that pushes them collectively into a higher tax bracket. If Oscar made as much when he was single as they do together now, he would have paid a LOT more in taxes on that income. The so-called “marriage penalty” is actually a subsidy.

So, are you going to be the progressive who comes out against marriage? I thought not.

Another break Oscar gets is a subsidy on his housing. He is a homeowner, while Jason and I are renting slobs. Homeowners get to deduct the interest on their houses. Tax simplification would mean eliminating that deduction.

So you’re against home ownership now? You know, you’re going to tell the majority of likely voters that you’re going to overnight make their homes–overpriced to begin with and over-leveraged to the hilt and then some–more expensive to own?

I didn’t think so, either. And those are just two of the zillions of worthy goals you’ll have to argue against in your quest.

The problem is that progressives and conservatives love to tinker with society, and it’s so easy to do so through the tax code. After all, any economist will tell you that the surest way to piss off a customer is to raise prices on them while holding them the same for another customer. If you want to encourage more of one type of customer and discourage another, you have to introduce discriminatory pricing–but how can you do it without pissing off your customers/voters?

By raising all prices and offering a discount. Then people say, “Well, OK, I’m not getting the discount rate, but I’m not being charged extra.”

If you want to affect behavior, you have to offer incentives. It’s death now for a politician to offer handouts directly (with the exception of pork, which is only to their own district/state) to an entire class of people, but a break on their taxes? Well, what a nice guy!

For the politician, the incentives work the other way. How can you achieve your social goals while staying in power? Spend money. How can you raise more money while not getting voted out? Identify key constituencies, give them a break, and raise taxes otherwise.

This is why I think a libertarian government would last only about three months longer than the GOP did before betraying all the principles they claimed to hold and playing the DC power game–it’s just too easy, and the rewards are just too great.

Without a post-communist-transition-sized fiscal crisis, you will not see dramatic tax simplification in this country. Period.

* I have no idea how much Jason makes.

Mr. Godwin, Call Your Travel Agent

The frequent accusations against the Bush administration have led some to invoke Godwin’s law–he who first uses the Nazi comparison loses the argument–against the opposition. But in the modern drug war, sometimes it’s not even a subtle comparison:

Government lawyers tried to remove and confiscate the gold dental work known as “grills” or “grillz” from the mouths of two men facing drug charges.

Note–these weren’t men convicted and fined and claiming poverty while carrying around several thousand dollars of gold in their mouths. These were men who were merely charged and awaiting trial.

But What About the Children? They’re Fat, Too!

Fat Kid

Don’t worry, we won’t suffer the little children any food deprivation in this country, either.

What gets me is that it manifestly is not the children’s fault. Six and younger really can’t feed themselves, and are utterly dependent on what the parent brings into the home. They aren’t at school spending their lunch money on sugary sodas. They also don’t have spare cash with which to buy things.

So the best they can come up with is kids being exposed to sugary cereal commercials, and again–whining for sugary cereals only works if the parent, an allegedly competent and independent adult, is powerless to buy anything other than what the kids cry for.

My neighbors had this dog, a yellow lab. That dog had the begging thing down to an art form. She would furrow her brow, cock one eybrow in piteous need, and lift one paw, haltingly. I would laugh at her, pet her, say, “Nice try, but I’m gonna get you on a 412,” and would eat my food with greater relish, not sharing it with the dog. Why? Because when I cried for Count Chocula, my parents would say “nice try” and then make fun of me if I caterwauled about it.

I quickly got the picture and didn’t caterwaul, and soon the dog learned not to bother begging from me.

Yeah, it takes some stamina, but it is possible to do.