And the First Nominee for Most Confusing Story of 2006 Is…

Office “marriages”.

Having a pseudo-wife or pseudo-husband at work may not only make you happier with your job but may even improve your chances for promotions and raises, according to a report Friday.

Non-romantic “marriages” in the workplace are the newest craze in office romance, the New York Post said, citing a survey by Vault Inc., a career research and consulting company.

Non-romantic “marriages” in the workplace are the newest craze in office romance. Marriages for convenience/arrangement or for whom the romance has died I get. But if it’s non-romantic it can’t be romance but if it’s romance it should be romantic and…

Well, there went my brain for the day.

2 thoughts on “And the First Nominee for Most Confusing Story of 2006 Is…

  1. That is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. Maybe people should stop skulking around the office for a pretend spouse and shut up and get to work instead. Or at least go read a book or something. Man alive.

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