We all know, of course, that Katrina was a god’s wrath against the US for not being part of the Caliphate of bin Laden. So I wonder what Al Qaeda thinks a god’s position is on the earthquake that struck the last known hiding places of Osama and killed many, many more than were killed by Katrina?

Us crazy nonreligious types would say that maybe sad things happen and it isn’t the fault of capricious bearded men in the sky, but clearly it’s the worldwide Zionist conspiracy that makes us say that. My sympathy to the victims, who I don’t think are being punished for any wrongdoing other than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.