So you think you could slide by and I wouldn’t notice? I do read the news, you know.
Seriously, what do any of you people have better to do than see Serenity? Sex, sure, but a) many of you aren’t doing that anyway for lack of partner or fear of what will happen to you after death from a vengeful god–and remember, you have my postmortem vengeance to worry about, and b) it’s not like you can’t go see Serenity and get yer freak on afterwards.
Let’s face it, there were two hours in your weekend that were spent in drudgery or boredom that could have been alleviated by Serenity.
So remember, it’s not like you have anything better to do, and I’ll kill you if you don’t. So there.