Battlestar Galactica: The Reminder

Just a reminder, if you didn’t see the miniseries before, it is being aired Sunday (today likely by the time you read this) in its entirety at 7PM Eastern on the Sci Fi channel.

If nothing else, watch for the pow pow and the fechew fechew. Bright lights and shiny things do hold the interest of mammals.

U.S. Postal Service Broken, part 2,659

Ever since Lysander “Sandy” Spooner pointed out some legal and practical problems with the Postal Service monopoly, people have been pointing out that even full-bore Communist countries do a better job with the mails, and even if Socialism works over there, clearly USPS has failed and needs to go away. Among these have been collecting anecdotes of just how much the U.S. mail service sucks.

I present to you merely the latest in one of the Poster Children for Why, If Government Is the Answer, It Must Be a Stupid Question.

My December issue of Reason just arrived. Great, you say, it’s December. No problem. Except that, like most magazines, it ships the month before, and it arrived SEVEN (7) FRIGGING DAYS AFTER the January issue.

The idea that it was Reason that got this treatment is deliciously ironic, as it is the current bastion of libertarian ideals.

Really, can’t we just let UPS and Fed Ex compete for our first-class letters? They do a much better job. If you really feel like people in trailers squatting on federal property in some waterless, God-remebered piece of crap land in the Southwest need first class mail service, donate to a freaking charity, alright?

At Least I Didn’t Think “Truck”

I have a nasty habit of assuming that anything like a bang or rumble that I feel is a truck. A truck backing into something, a truck going by, a truck changing gears…doesn’t matter. I have mistaken a plane flying into the Pentagon 1.5 miles away and a bomb in Budapest only a block away as varying forms of truck noise. It’s only afterwards that I figure out what it is.

OK, so this time, I assumed it was people moving furniture or doing something else weird, but, unusual for these parts, there was a magnitude 4.5 earthquake 45 miles up the James River from Richmond, VA.

A friend IMed me a half-hour later and clued me in to what it was.

At least I didn’t think it was a truck.

Battlestar Galactica – Surprise, it doesn’t suck

OK, it’s just the first installment, but color me very pleasantly surprised by the Sci-Fi channel‘s mini-series remake of Battlestar Galactica. I highly recommend it.

This show was near and dear to me in the Great Cultural and In Particular Science Fiction Drought of the Late Seventies. Jimmy Carter was flailing about in the White House, the Soviets were prepping to and then invading Afghanistan, Iran was forbidding dancing to the Beatles’ “Revolution” but about to take the title to heart, Al Gore was beginning to think about getting into politics and wondering how right-wing a wife he could get away with, ELP released “Love Beach,” and people thought Burt Reynolds was a sex symbol.

Farrah Fawcett notwithstanding, it was a very dark time. Oh, and the heavy metal was decent.

So, along with some serious hype, comes the special effects wizards behind the original (and at that point only) Star Wars movie with the determination to bring those effects to TV to tell a good story.

The thing is, especially in the first season, he succeeded. The look was far beyond anything seen on TV previously, and the story touched deeply into different religious and cultural roots, and there was a really cool introduction by Patrick McNee and kickass theme music. Oh, and I’m sorry, but compared to the gelled bedhead look, the hair ruled. This is an incontravertable fact. So just deal with the reality, OK?

It was Wagon Train to the Stars, basically. And had hot chicks in skin-tight suits.

For some reason, this appealed to a 9 to 11-year-old (my ages during the series’ original run).

So now the Sci-Fi channel has brought it lumbering back to life, to basically do it as it was originally intended–a miniseries. They retell the story, but update it.

In the first series, the Cylons were created by an organic race called the Cylons, and the Cylons (the chrome toaster guys with the cool lights) wiped out their masters and began to establish a machine-dominated order. This time, they are created by the humans, rebelled, and were fought to a standstill, and agreed to go off. Now they’re back, and at this point, the two stories are more similar. They pull a devastating sneak attack, aided once again by a snivelling vainglorious Baltar, and the Galactica is left alone to guide a “rag-tag, fugitive fleet.”

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A Paean to Pubs

While in England last year, I finally got to try something I’ve been wanting to ever since I saw them on TV: spend an evening (or about 4) in a true pub.

In America, we have “pubs” that are basically bars with food, or family-style restaurants with alcohol. These are not the same thing. Our bars are either too sterile (you’re there to be seen to be there) or too dingy (you’re there to get drunk as quickly and as cheaply as possible). There’s a sense of overriding hipness and pressure to mate in the former, and a sense of futility and sadness in the second.

Oh sure, people try–there’s a decent pub-like place, which is sort of a mid-to-high-end restaurant with a pub inside, in Flint Hill, Virginia, with Boddington’s Pub Ale on tap. It’s still a bit clean, though.

What I really want are dark-wood-paneled pubs with brass rails (optional), a barman and barmaid, and a crowd of locals who gather there regularly as much for meeting friends from the neighborhood as much as for drinking. It’s not for social gatherings in the sense of pickup lines, and it lacks the squalling babies of the pseudo-Italian coffee houses that have sprung up like mushrooms after a storm in the U.S. recently.

I’d love to relax with some friends after work in such a place–sort of like the crowd in Cheers, but with considerably more class and less desperate alcoholism.

It helps that I’m a bit of a beer snob, and will actually request a pint of bitter (which actually aroused comment by some locals in Greenwich, and led to a night of buying rounds and attempting to speak Polish to the Polish barman and barmaid–a feat that was not helped by my lack of practice or the 4 or 5 pints I’d had by that time) (hmmm, what was I saying about alcoholism?). I also prefer cozy places…there was a slightly cheesy restaurant in Columbia, SC, where I went to school, that I nonetheless loved. Applegate’s Landing, I believe it was called, and it featured a Ford Model A as the salad bar, and a spinning water wheel inside. Nonetheless, the booths were cozy and each part of the restaurant was made into a human-sized subsection where you could see a few others but weren’t either forced to crowd around them nor felt like you were part of a warehouse.

Besides, who wants to ingest 30ccs of caffeine after work? At that point, I’m looking to wind down. The only bad thing about the pubs was that they were, by law, forced to close down at 11. Being a night owl, I was just getting started about then. I’ve heard that the curfew has been at least proposed to be extended, though I don’t know if Blair has attempted to ensure his reelection by actually doing it.

Then again, I do like a true biergarten on occasion…

To House Or Not to House

The Economist has a brief piece in the dead tree edition (not yet online) on why investing in housing isn’t always the no-brainer it’s meant to be. They list seven fallacies that housing advocates (which includes ever real estate agent and mortgage officer I’ve met, as well as friends who have assumed mortgages and want some company) frequently proffer.

Much of the article I agree with and mirrors the thinking that led me to conclude that now is simply not the time for me to get a house. Economically, I’m better off renting. Sacrilidge, I know. But basically, the stock market is just upswinging from the bottom, while the housing market, if not at the top, is near it. Getting out of one at the bottom to get into the other at the top is pretty much a fundamental economic no-no.

However, one point I have questions about. They argue that low interest rates do not necessarily make a higher overall mortgage a good idea. The reasoning being that our current low inflation makes the interest relatively more expensive. So a higher interest rate with greater inflation means the money you pay down the road is worth less, so each payment is relatively cheaper for you. A low interest rate with even lower inflation means that each payment is still more expensive for you, as other prices and wages don’t rise relative to your house payment.

Fair enough–but if inflation is at an historic low, doesn’t that mean that it’s a good bet it will rise? Locking in a low interest rate now means that if the inflation rate increases in the future, you’ll be better off than if you’d assumed that mortgage at a higher rate. Volker and Greenspan have been good, but it’s too much to expect that we’ll get that level of inflation fighting from here on out.

That being said, the article lists 6 more reasons why price declines in high housing price areas are not unthinkable–c.f. Tokyo for an object lesson.

Today’s news that DC residents thinking of a lifestyle change are considering leaving the area means that demand for housing is not a constant, even if available land is. (AAA sucks rocks, and their website isn’t updated, so typically there’s no link)

So, if you’re renting, relax. Use your cheaper rent (mine is at a minimum half of any potential mortgage payment) to save money and put it in the upswinging market. But I’d ask questions before knocking a low interest rate.

Libertarians Matter

To those in the Democratic Party that say derisively, “oooh, we could get the libertarian vote–both of them,” and to those in the Republican Party who similarly sneer at losing such support, consider this little passage from a piece in American Conservative on the breakup of the Cold War Consensus between the traditional conservatives and the libertarians: [via Libertarians for Dean]

The rift between conservatives and libertarians is not merely an esoteric debate between dueling pundits; it has also has concrete political ramifications. In one of the hardest-fought races of the 2002 campaign, Republican John Thune lost to incumbent Sen. Tim Johnson (D-S.D.) by just 524 votes. Libertarian Party candidate Kurt Evans won more than 3,000 votes�even though he dropped out of the race and endorsed Thune�more than enough to alter the outcome of the election. Small-l libertarians voting for Libertarian Party nominees rather than Republicans helped cost Republican Slade Gorton of Washington his Senate seat in 2000 and helped Democrat Harry Reid of Nevada hold onto his in 1998.

To quote another writer:

If you prick us, do we not bleed? […] and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

Taste my vote, GOP.