Well, one of their most powerful senators spends her time writing a romance novel that makes Harlequin look like Chekov. Their bloggers spend a lot of time catfighting.

But fear not, for the next election they are taking decisive action by coming up with a vacuous slogan.

Given that Bush has approval numbers in the 30s, I think we have a real contest going to see who can turn off voters faster. Time to vote Libertarian. I mean, even the blue guy doesn’t sound as dumb as Boxer or Bush.