Category Archives: Web Stuff

What Wonkette Couldn’t Handle

Wonkette continues its slide into not only irrelevance but worse, humorlessness. Case in point, this “omigod, they’re like, so stupid” bit on the months-old Ron Paul donation “scandal”. The attempt at humor seems to be using the phrase “pig fucker,” … Continue reading

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How to Make Your System Administrator Gibber

“The site made the front page of CNN.” Suffice it to say, we had to upgrade the server. I’m so envious of the guys who got to work on this project.

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How to Write an Intelligent-Sounding Stupid Job Ad

A while back, Jason pointed to an exemplar stupid job ad (complete with the “rockstar” red badge of dumb). While perusing the JoelOnSoftware job ads, I found one that at first blush looked competent, but suddenly came into focus–like an … Continue reading

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For Blog Geeks…

You may notice that I’m now running this blog on WordPress. I got tired of waiting for Perl to execute, and since I’m on a shared host it meant I couldn’t blog in the morning. Next step: find a theme … Continue reading

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God, When Will These Apple Fanbois Quit?

Notorious Apple-defender John Gruber is at it again. He just can’t accept any other music service. I mean how can you not see through phrases like There’s very high “it just works” factor here. or Music is easy to find, … Continue reading

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File This Under ‘No Shit, Sherlock’

SCO thinks it won’t survive the legal mess it started. Just think, if they hadn’t tried to assert ludicrous claims about owning intellectual property they didn’t own, they might have been able to focus on making their crappy products better … Continue reading

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You Bought Some of My Time, Not Me

I recently read a rant on a non-profit mailing list about how vendors were out to screw the little guy by “overcharging for hosting and hiding it by bundling it with maintenance hours.” It pissed me off. Here’s the scenario … Continue reading

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POPAs, CMSes, Frameworks, and All That Jazz

I get this question just often enough to merit a post: “What CMS/Framework should I use for my apps?” The key is “apps”–that tells me the questioner hasn’t thought through his or her problem enough. There is no one answer, … Continue reading

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Oh Noes! Dey Stole Mah Internets Radio!!1!

If you’re wondering where your favorite internet radio station went this morning, that’s because today is the “Day of Silence” for internet radio. To administer rights for songs played on the radio (you didn’t think it was free, did you?), … Continue reading

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How To Be a “Technical” Whiz

I’m going to give you the secret to going from a techno-dud to a techno-stud, suddenly understanding computers and being able to be regarded as intelligent by the computer trogs at work. It’s a big secret we keep from the … Continue reading

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