Category Archives: Funny Stuff

They’re going to name this parrot “Polanski”

ht: Todd Gardner

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There Ain’t No Party Like a Microsoft ******* Party!

From Cabel’s Blog LOL via Daring Fireball, I bring you: Microsoft…After Dark. Seriously. When are you guys going to fire everybody in marketing? The laptop hunter ads have been the only thing even halfway decent out of Redmond, and they … Continue reading

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Roadhouse, Interrupted

(Hat tip: Shem)

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You Forgot “Profit”…

Step 1: Patent something already in a published spec. Step 2: Use a term derived from a notoriously litigious company’s hit product, who make software covered by your claims, and threaten to sue. Step 3: Darl McBride? Is that you? … Continue reading

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Just so I don’t let April go by with no posts…

First, Iowa’s court overturns the ban on gay marriage. Then Vermont legalizes it explicitly. Then SWINE FLU!!! PANIC!!!!111!!ELEVEN!!1 I guess we all should apologize to former Senator Santorum.

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Stop Salivating Over a New Deal II…

…and watch this: h/t: Radley

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Sandy Smith in Sex-Crazed Horror!

Unfortunately, not me, a different Sandy Smith who’s a producer in Britain. And the people horrified were British pensioners who went on cheap holiday to Mexico. Part of the savings was agreeing to be put in a hotel once you … Continue reading

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Woot! Fafnir’s back!

Go see a blog way more better than mine. And to see why, see how extraordinary rendition is like Three’s Company or how mere marijuana becomes the unsold sale, just by existing–thanks to the physics of commerce! Edit: I worry … Continue reading

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Another Sandy Smith Pops Up to Sully My Name

By complete coincidences, I found both of these items on the intarwebz today. First, a namesake who’s a “psychic, medium, and animal communicator.” Because maintaining the skill to plausibly “read” real people is too much, you have to go after … Continue reading

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Rudy Announces Name Change: Rudolph Giuli911

To better clarify why he should be President and drive home his message of freedom through “cede[ing] to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do,” Rudy neé Giuliani has announced he has legally changed his name. … Continue reading

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