Why Do I Get Sick on Weekends?

Other people get sick on Mondays or Fridays, but my germs seem to favor Saturdays and Sundays.

As Henry Bemis would say, “That’s not fair! That’s not fair at all!

I’m sure Pat Robertson would insist it’s punishment for trying to divide Israel or something.

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4 Responses to Why Do I Get Sick on Weekends?

  1. Rick Barton says:


    Whoops, I thought that you were a girl when I was fooling around on the H&R thread. That’s kinda funny. Sorry, my bad.

  2. Sandy says:

    On the internets, nobody knows you’re not a bitch.

    Errrr…which thread? Obviously if I saw it I didn’t get too bent out of shape about it, or I’d remember more clearly.

  3. Sandy says:

    Ah–I hadn’t seen that, but honestly, I’d have just taken it for a joke anyway. Either that or I’m just so damn pretty that women swoon and guys question their sexuality just lookin’ at me.

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