Monthly Archives: January 2006

Why Do I Get Sick on Weekends?

Other people get sick on Mondays or Fridays, but my germs seem to favor Saturdays and Sundays. As Henry Bemis would say, “That’s not fair! That’s not fair at all!” I’m sure Pat Robertson would insist it’s punishment for trying … Continue reading

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Things I Like About Canada

Since you guys are determined to take mortal offense at anything poking fun at you, I thought I’d mention some of the things I like about Canada or Canadian migrants to the US. My great-grandmother. From Nova Scotia. She moved … Continue reading

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Busted! I Just Don’t Know Who Was Busted.

So at lunch today, we didn’t realize that the meeting in the conference room next to us left the door open. A coworker asked me why I “hate Canada.” I replied that I didn’t, but since they were so deliciously … Continue reading

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How to Get Me Knitting

Here are some patterns that could bring me ’round to the idea of knitting. Aside from Doctor Who scarf patterns, of course. What’s that? Never thought you’d ask.

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So My Cuttlefish is a Squid

Looks like the “cuttlefish” I thought I was taking a picture of were actually Caribbean Reef Squid.

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Enjoying Not Mandatory Birthday Fun

Scene from the gathering/party/drunkfest-for-a-few. Click for larger version.

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I’m 37. I’m Not Old.

King Arthur: Old woman! Peasant: “Man”. King Arthur: “Man”, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Peasant: I’m 37. King Arthur: What? Peasant: I’m 37. I’m not old.

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Liberal Arts Conceit Proves Expensive

One of the things that annoyed me while doing my sojourn in the “Arts” part of liberal arts was the competition among grad students and professors to affect an otherworldly mien. Knowing nothing about the rest of the world was … Continue reading

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For Those Not Hip to RSS (Dominica Photos)

Here are some more landscape-oriented Dominica photos I took and made suitable for blogging. A couple to whet your appetite, more after the break. As always, click on the photo for a larger view. The Atlantic viewed from above Fresh … Continue reading

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So, Jason Claims This is the Best Blonde Joke Ever

The Best Blonde Joke Ever, according to Jason. /me scratches blond-hair-covered head I don’t get it.

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