If a Fire Hits the CBN Network Headquarters, Call God

…because you have rejected science, and science is the basis for the Fire Department.

I suggest that the Reverend Pat Robertson stay in his office and call God, and order his employees not to show lack of faith in God by invoking the devil-worshipping science-whores at the Fire Department. After all, if you reject something, you’re opening yourself up to disaster, and then, you can’t call what you just rejected, eh, Pat?

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One Response to If a Fire Hits the CBN Network Headquarters, Call God

  1. Dave-O-Rama says:

    And he and PETA can both engage in herbal remedies and faith-healing, as neither should countenance scientific or animal-tested medical procedures.

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