It’s 2004, and it’s time to face some facts.
- USE OF ALL CAPS MEANS YOU’RE EVEN BIGGER AN IDIOT THEN THE IDIOTS WHO CAN’T GRASP HOW TO MAKE WORD’S PLURAL, CANT DEAL WITH CONTRACTIONS, THAN CANT REMEMBER SIMPLE THINGS LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “THEN” AND “THAN”. As much as Internet spelling and grammar irk me, use of all caps should force your sterilization.
- Naughty words abound in movies, comedy, theatrical productions, and popular music. These words are also less naughty than they used to be, by dint of desensitization if nothing else. Deal with it.
I don’t care if you’re sixty or 18, there’s just no friggin’ excuse anymore.