Ways To Tell If Your Neighborhood is Gentrifying: #143

…the little round disk of litter on the ground isn’t a used condom, but the top of a wine bottle wrapper.

This entry was posted in Stuff About Stuff. Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to Ways To Tell If Your Neighborhood is Gentrifying: #143

  1. Ginger says:

    #144: The crack house across the street is being converted to a day spa.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Conditional: Crackhouse-to-dayspa only signifies gentrification if they don’t give happy endings with the massages.

  3. Ginger says:

    #145: When the guys out front smoking cigarettes get admonished for being unhealthy instead of being asked to share.

Comments are closed.